Would anyone else support removing the dark ones from Manhattan island and their other hideouts around the world and relocating them to Alcatraz island? They could have Alcatraz island all to themselves.
At the same time, the Federal Reserve Note printing presses could all be moved to Fisherman’s Wharf where in exchange for ten cents of real money, any visiting tourist could print a million dollars worth of fiat $100 FRNs. Now these notes would no longer be legal tender in the rest of the Republic, but in order to cater to tourists, every half hour during daylight hours, the former presidential helicopter could be used to airlift a billion dollars of worthless FRNs and drop it off over the island.
Tourists could watch from a safe distance as the elite would viciously fight with each other to see who could snatch and hoard the most of this unlimited supply of “money.” By providing this daily airlift service, the residents of this private island could wallow in their FRNs just like they were accustomed to back home. Also, they could pile it up on their cell bunks (er, I mean their beds) and throw it up in the air and jump up and down on it yelling “I’m rich! I’m rich!”. Also, much like certain other livestock enjoy sleeping on fresh hay, these former elites could comfortably sleep on those Federal Reserve Notes in the place of a mattress. That would make them feel right at home. Within their cells (er, mean rooms), they could surround themselves with billions or even trillions of dollars in notes depending on how good they are at hoarding. Also, stacks of $100 bills could be placed next to the toilets in case our former masters need to take care of number two. These people deserve only the very best. We should give them what they asked for. Let’s not be petty and want to get revenge on them. Give them what they asked for.
Oh, by the way, we should not merely give them two seats at the UN. These people deserve two thrones. Two beautiful plaques should be made to identify their personal thrones. One should be designated for the male elites and one for the female elites. We will even keep the other riff raff out by making sure each throne is kept in its own individual stall.