BREAKING NEWS: Al-CIA-duh Terrorists Bomb Ben Fulford Cafe!
On April 20,2011, Terrorists in their bid to commemorate the anniversary of Adolph Hitler’s Birthday with a sacrificial gift to the Furor, exploded a Net Bomb in Ben Fulford’s Cafe Blog. Several bloggers are missing and casualties are still being assessed.
The Al-CIA-duh Terrorist Group known as ‘The White Hats’ have taken responsibility for the ‘bomb’ which created a significant explosion with bits and bytes covering the entire blo(g)ck.
While most regulars have been accounted for, there are a few still missing: Hutz, Gus, Rafael and others.
“Until this occurred, we had no idea that the Blog was of such importance to the White Hat Terrorist Group, who seem to perceive Ben Fulford as a significant threat against their bid to Enslave the World,” said one of the survivors, who wished to remain anonymous.
Another regular to the Cafe (calling himself OBH) who survived the blast, spoke directly to his fellow Truth Seekers: “Damn, I love you guys! Kind of nice knowing we are actually making a difference. Otherwise why would they pour so much energy and resources into stopping us?…Hutz, you okay, Buddy?”
Much work will need to be done to ‘clean up’ and ‘rebuild’ this Internet Cafe and the Blo(g)ck in which it sits. But this reporter’s impression is that the comraderie and determined purpose of these folks will make it happen.
As for the Al-CIA-duh White Hat Terrorist Group, we understand that the White Dragon Ninjas have located their location and that arrests are imminent.
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1 comment:
hutz,what the hell is going on.JTGUN
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